If your business isn't making the money you need, don't panic.
Nothing is wrong. There’s just a 97% chance you’re a little confused.
You see, as soon as the goblins that live in the internet got wind of your plans, they got to work showing you messages from literally thousands of clever marketers like me, pitching strategies, courses, classes and solutions.
So you’ve almost certainly picked up some misleading ideas; with the result that you’re not working on the quick and dirty tasks that really create growth in a small business.
Let’s fix that!
I am Anna Bellissima, Head Mistress of the School of Business Magick, chaos witch, marketing heretic, award-winning copywriter and strategy Domme to hundreds of business owners like you.
Introducing...
Quick & Dirty Marketing for
Growing Businesses
The world’s finest mystical business club, where you’ll find the freedom and fun in marketing to grow the business of your dreams.
No minimum, no contracts, cancel any time.
What you get for just £11 per month (and THOUSANDS saved over 1:1 support)
- Curated strategies to suit your style and strengths
- The Hypersigil method that writes your future
- The essential components of a Scary Good Offer
- The Sacred Evergreen structure that turns any mid-high ticket offer into a profit machine
- The Invite Plain Sight process for sales that centre human connection and clean energy.
- The Golden Tap: a content strategy that gets leads in your inbox every week
- Death by Email quick-start guide to the most powerful marketing platform on earth.
- Copywriting guides for emails, social posts, sales pages and more
- The Mercury in Gemini Primer to transform your content, engagement and reach
- Saturn’s Game: the important metrics to track and grow.
LIVE calls
- Alchemical networking, sensational games, energetic activations and group magick
- Fix your offers and messaging
- Expert feedback on your offer, marketing and strategy
- Clear next steps to nix confusion
- My help to write copy that converts
- Get the same support as my Private Clients.
No minimum, no contracts, cancel any time.
There are people in the world, right now, who need your help…
Just begin.
Don’t let any of these thoughts stop you:
“I haven’t built my website, developed my message, decided my niche, left my job, got my certification, got a lot of experience, built an audience.”
Start where you are. Do what you can. Use what you have.
Quick & Dirty Marketing will give you everything else.
No minimum, no contracts, cancel any time.
Don’t take my word for it -
listen to these folks 👇🏻
“I’m really feeling power in my skills and services and my ability to market and sell has shifted. PEOPLE PAYING me feels soooooooo GOOOOD!! And I know how to use the magic, the community, and the plan to keep on growing.”
– Sophie, voice coach
“Getting clients was a struggle. No clients meant no money coming in to pay bills and support my family. As a single mom of 3, I am our sole provider. So there was a lot of anxiety around where my next client would come from.
Several times I thought about throwing in the towel and going back to corporate, which felt like a slow death.
Anna just has the simplest, no bullshit methods. The tasks are small and achievable; they do require bravery, but you absolutely can get them done. (Plus, she also gives methods on how to self-soothe and regulate the nervous system.)
Her witches’ marketing school is enchantingly hilarious. I feel so accepted and held in our magical group. It’s really beautiful to be in the company of others who truly understand the ups and downs.
I learned that action creates confidence. Not the other way around. And I think that’s why I didn’t get the same results when working with other coaches.
Headmistress runs a tight ship, and she will get you all the way together, but she does it in the most loving way. If you want a no-nonsense mentor to show you what it really takes to get paid, come to class.”
– Lakeisha, book coach
“I’ve conquered my fear of talking about my work, got private clients, created my first group program, and sold and delivered it. With a newborn, I should add. My relationship to my business has changed: this is no longer just a pastime, she is my good friend and getting me out of so much shit I’ve gotten into.”
– Sara, copywriter
“I’m making sales!! While reading to my daughter and even while I’m sleeping! I’m helping people!”
– Sam, tarot reader
“I’m so in love with my business right now. I’ve had an awesome week, great client meetings, networking with a local business to add my services to their roster. And I had a social media post go viral which has given me new leads.”
– Nicole, HD consultant
“I have new clients travelling an hour each way to work with me.”
– Tobie, healer
“I had tried to implement lots of different ideas, none of which seemed to really stick. I made some money but didn’t know how to make it consistently. I was constantly creating new offers and even delving into products as well!!
Since joining I genuinely know I can build a successful business. It’s so simple: you follow the steps and you get paid. You don’t follow them, and you don’t!
I made back my investment with the launch of my first offer. My audience has grown and I have people queuing up to work with me in my next cohort!
Working with Anna is like working with my favourite Tarot deck. Sometimes she tells me the blindingly obvious answer, sometimes she gives me a kick up the butt, but mostly she celebrates me (especially when I forget to do so).”
– Gemma-Marie, psychic mentor
“The best investment I EVER made in my business. If you’re looking for someone to tell you what’s not working and exactly what to do about it, just sign the fuck up.
I was burned out and ready to quit. Terrified of being visible, and owning my power in public. Even after working privately with a business coach I still couldn’t seem to integrate the key components that translate to getting paid.
Anna lays the information out in a form that is clear, concise, and applicable. Boom. She does not waste anyone’s time.
I learned to be visible. I learned the keys to being known for my expertise that are outrageously simple to execute (thank the gods). And I’ve learned how to slow down and prioritize the tasks that count. I’ve experienced my first seriously easy, simple promotion, and got the most ever registrations. I couldn’t believe it could be so easy, or that it would in fact work BETTER. But it did!
Honestly? I’m most happy that I finally discovered a business coach who isn’t afraid to tell the truth, no holds barred. She admits things no one else dares to admit, which is utterly refreshing. I completely trust her.
My group program has grown by fifty percent in just a few weeks and with the most relaxed promotion period ever. I have more time off AND more clients.
I have never encountered anyone as clear and honest as Anna. To top that off, she makes things so easy to implement it’s ridiculous. She’s the antidote to the mind-numbing noise of all those programs that promise but don’t deliver.
You see results. You get paid.”
– Oceana LeBlanc, Witch & Founder of the Red Tent movement
Buckle up - it’s a wild ride
No minimum, no contracts, cancel any time.
Income Disclaimer
We make no implied or express guarantee of results.
Please use your personal discretion when deciding whether to invest in any new Business Strategy or Guidance and understand that you assume all financial risk and potential expenses for all decisions you make in this respect.