Quick & Dirty Marketing - AnnaBellissima

If you’re struggling to sign the clients you need, don't panic.

Nothing is wrong, you’re not alone, there’s just a 97% chance you’re a little confused.

Here’s why: you’ve been told to niche down (but which niche?). Build a funnel (but how?). Send DMs (to whom?!). Post consistently (saying what?!). Run ads (how?!). Make Reels (but you hate being on camera!). Write better copy (but you’re not a copywriter!). Launch something (but what?).

And as a result you’re looking at 47 browser tabs open, countless half-finished courses, a notes app full of advice which all seems urgent, and a creeping suspicion that maybe you’re just not cut out for this 🫤

You are: you’ve been doing the right things, just in the wrong order and with mistaken expectations of what marketing development and business growth looks like.

Instead of learning the stunningly simple fundamentals that create early momentum.

I am Anna Bellissima, marketing heretic, award-winning copywriter, witch and Jungian shadow worker, and I’ve spent the last 5 years (of 20+ in the industry) working with hundreds of small businesses like yours who are allergic to hustle culture, are aware enough to see where they’re blocked, but still need business results like these:

Michelle signed her first AND second five-figure clients
Kate sold out every spot on her first ever group program, without posting about it even once on social media
Lisa went from an empty pipeline to fielding multiple corporate partnerships and more leads than she can handle.

And countless others who’ve lit a fire under their marketing machine, and learned what to say to make people buy, without burning themselves out.

PAID: the Art & Craft ofQuick & Dirty Marketing

PAID is a three-month cycle of prompts – delivered by weekly email – for the most important daily, weekly, monthly and quarterly habits that will get you paid without tech, team, or ad spend.

Complete it once and you’ll never be in any doubt about how to get clients when you need them. Or do it season after season, getting better each time, until you’re ready to spend, hire and outsource.

📚 The Quick & Dirty Marketing TRAININGS
On-demand workshops and worksheets to learn all the essential skills including offer design, market research, visibility, seduction, shameless sales, shapeshifting into leadership, plus recommended personal and business magical practices; these really are the fastest, funnest tools for entrepreneurial transformation.

🔥 MONTHLY LIVE WORKSHOPS
Unexpected strategies for growth, feedback on your marketing conundrums, answers to your most pressing questions.

💬 PRIVATE COMMUNITY
Ask questions, share wins, gather and give feedback, troubleshoot challenges, and practice your pitch with your business peers.

✨ MONTHLY GROUP CALLS
High Sensation Hot Seats, Gifting Circles, and Alchemical Networking for collaborations and creative connections.

Here it is, everything you get for just £11 (~$16) per month 😘

(and THOUSANDS saved over 1:1 support)

💰 PAID: a weekly email on Sunday with your practices, lessons and magic for the week ahead

🔮 The Quick & Dirty Marketing TRAININGS: on demand classes (video with teaching notes and worksheets) for all the essential practices.

🤖 The SERVITORS: trained AI agents to help you implement the deep work.

🧘🏻 QDM Community of Practice a safe space to rewire your relationship with success, money, and visibility.

🦊 Support from me on three group calls per months. READ ON! 👇🏻

Just £11 (~$16) per month.
No minimum, no contracts, cancel any time.

🔮 The Art of Possibility – unshakeable belief in demand. Connect with the spirit of your business before you build the strategy.

🦊 The Readiness Protocol – marketing fundamentals (including Three Missions and a Side Quest, the metrics that matter, and philosophies for success.

📝 True Lies: 21-Day Hypersigil – write the future, rewire your relationship with success, money, and visibility.

…and much more including The Audience Oracle; The Dark Art of Demand Creation; Energy Management & Shadow Work; and Weird Meditations.

READ ON! 👇🏻

🤑 Demand Positioning – how to find the buyers who are looking for you.

💬 Shameless Sales – easily initiate DM conversations, close sales with clean energy, and follow up with no weird feelings.

🔥 The Ask – lead gen content, promotional copy, urgency, and making your offer loudly and repeatedly until the right people hear it.

… and much more including The Dark Art of Demand Positioning, High Intent Audience, The Summoning: Your Next Five Clients, and more.

READ ON! 👇🏻

📊 Saturn’s Game – track the metrics that matter and watch your business start to make sense.

📧 Death by Email – build a simple email list and freebie funnel that works quietly in the background while you sleep.

🔄 The Review & The Plan – rest, measure, celebrate, set intentions, and cycle again with sharper instincts and deeper understanding.

Classes include: The Golden Tap, Death by Email, The STRONG DOSE Welcome, Saturn’s Game, Resistance & Fail Data, The Demand Creation Plan, and more.

READ ON! 👇🏻

AND THAT’S NOT ALL! 🦊🔥🎪

🔥 LIVE WORKSHOPS (value: £97/month)
Unexpected strategies, success philosophies, feedback on your marketing conundrums, and answers to your most pressing questions.

✨ MONTHLY NETWORKING & MAGIC (value: £47/month)
High Sensation Hot Seats, Gift Circles, and Alchemical Networking for collaborations and creative connections.

💬 PRIVATE COMMUNITY (value: £zillions)
Ask questions, share wins, gather and give feedback, troubleshoot challenges, and practice your pitch with peers.

💀 LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME (value: peace of mind)
No contracts, no commitments, cancel any time.

TOTAL VALUE: £3,144

You got into this because you’re exceptional at what you do, you have a gift to share, and you want to spend your days doing what you love. Not wrestling with marketing tactics that feel like an additional full-time job.

Somewhere along the way you’ve been sold the lie that you need to master advanced strategies before you can make money. So you’ve been learning about funnels before you have an offer worth funnelling to. Optimising your ‘about me’ page before you know who your audience is. Creating lead magnets that lead nowhere.

It’s like… trying to reinvent yourself without uncovering the beliefs that keep you the same. Nothing will work if you’ve skipped the foundations.

And like most foundations, they’re rather unglamorous, and don’t fit neatly into a viral social post.

Don’t take my word for it -listen to these folks 👇🏻

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🐬 Oceana L, witch

The best investment I EVER made in my business. If you’re looking for someone to tell you what’s not working and exactly what to do about it, just sign the fuck up.

“My business is soaring!” - Jacqueline

🦁 Sara S, copywriter

I’ve conquered my fear of talking about my work, got private clients, created, sold and delivered my first group program. With a newborn, I should add. My business is my good friend and getting me out of so much shit I’ve gotten into.

🐯 Lakeisha C, book coach

Anna just has the simplest, no bullshit methods. The tasks are small and achievable; you absolutely can get them done. Her marketing school is enchantingly hilarious, I feel so accepted and held in our magical group.

🐺 Michelle W, spiritual mentor

I tripled the cost of my group and kept signing new members. I signed my first $18k client, and then another one. This year I’ll hit $100k for sure. Even if I can’t keep up with the classes, I just stay attuned to the energy!

👩🏻‍🎤 Sophie P, voice coach

I’m really feeling power in my skills and services and my ability to market and sell has shifted. PEOPLE PAYING me feels soooooooo GOOOOD!! And I know how to use the magic, the community, and the plan to keep on growing.

“Found clarity for my business AND my life purpose” - Robyn-Jade

👿 Catherine C, daemonologist

The best money I’ve ever spent. In fact I’m shocked at how profoundly life-changing it was.

“Finally confident in marketing and messaging” - Mimi

🌀 Tobie S, professional oracle

I'm booked out with new clients travelling an hour each way to work with me in person.

“After a decade of failed experts, it made me cry!” - Janette

🌜 Sam L, productivity expert

I’m making sales while reading to my daughter and even while I’m sleeping!

“Your fairy godmother meets benevolent taskmaster” - Christine

🐼 Chelvi M, mindfulness expert

I let go of fear and limitation, and opened up to possibility and magic. Now I know anything is possible.

“I'm so much more relaxed!” - Orla

🦊 Laura F, photographer

At a time when I felt I had nothing to offer, Anna taught me to express myself as a magician. I got weird and wild and now creativity flows in every part of my life.

“Her paid programs are incredible!” - Lillian

🛌 Lashanda B, rest coach

I love the space Anna holds for transformation, the way she anticipates our roadblocks and continues to lovingly but firmly nudge us forward. She awakened a new confidence and clarity in my business.

“Naive beginner to empowered healer in 3 months!” - Karnie

♦️ Jen H, tarot teacher

Tremendously valuable: the world started to unfold like it’s meant to unfold. I stepped into being who I’m meant to be.

“From scarcity to unstoppable” - Joonatan

👑 Sheila K, spiritual mentor

Just had my first £17k month. It was the easiest thing ever. I’ve got a straightforward plan and really enjoy working through it.

🎓 Cindy R, course designer

I followed the sequence just as Anna laid it out, and filled all six spots for my new program in a week!

✨ Laura F, astrologer

Anna jumped in with me when I was feeling a little lost. Her work gave me clarity about the value of what I do; she painted a picture of my work that changed my business.

🐞 Sadie T, life coach

This is such a good class. It worked something loose in my brain, and left me wanting more.

🧿 Maria T, crystal practitioner

It pushed me way out of my comfort zone.

💗 Nicole H, human design consultant

I’m so in love with my business right now. Great clients, networking with local businesses who want my services... and I had my first viral social post which brought in a bunch of new leads.

Buckle up - it’s a wild ride