Want to be ready for ads, ready to launch, ready to raise your prices? Ready to pitch to corporate clients, ready to ask for that dream collaboration? Ready for more?
The only thing you need – and it’s by far the biggest factor in making any of these strategies a success – is
an offer people want to buy.
That’s the seed from which businesses grow.
If you want my sharp, decisive perspective on what to sell and how to talk about it…
… in other words, what I would sell, and exactly what I’d say to sell it, if I was in charge of your business, here’s how to get it 💋
🦊 The Offer Lab is a strategic and intuitive done-for-you messaging development service from an expert marketer and conversion copywriter (me).
You send some background details in a questionnaire, I bring my intuition, marketer’s instinct, decades of experience, plus a couple of insights from your personal astrology, to give you my unfiltered recommendations.
You submit
💕 a short intake form including
💕 your current offer(s)
💕 your social media profiles
you receive (by email, 3-5 business days)
🕯️ my recommendation for what to sell, and how to talk about it
🕯️ HUMAN WRITTEN (by me) sales copy; the words to articulate a powerful, compelling offer for a profitable niche
🕯️ sales hooks, messaging angles and talking points you can use immediately.
🦊 Who is this for?
Business owners selling professional expertise online, particularly coaches, healers, educators and creative service providers. You value nuance, honesty and direct feedback.
🦊 Investment: £290
⚠️ Warning: new brand positioning may cause mild psychedelic effects. Some clients experience resistance, malaise, disorientation, ego death, and occasional purge symptoms. Side effects are uncommon and temporary. Typical outcomes include creative fire, vibrant energy, and increased audience engagement.

Kind words from some of my clients...
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“I’ve only been working with Anna for two months, but we’ve already seen so much demand for my work! Every piece of content is popping off, and the quality of leads is so much higher.
I’m signing 1:1s very consistently, and building a waitlist. And writing a job description to hire someone to join the team and help me to help all these people!”
– Sunaina, Career Consultant
“Anna gave my group a new name and new messaging. The very first time I spoke about it – the same day I received her recommendations – I got booked to give a paid talk on the subject.”
– Em, Executive Performance Coach
“Anna, you painted a picture of my business that changed my world.”
– Laura, Astrologer
“Anna showed me how to find people with money to pay me, that completely changed my business. I barely check social media now because I’m blissfully busy with clients.”
– Heather, Career Strategist & Doula
“I doubled my prices and kept on signing clients. I tripled the cost of my group. I’m writing prolifically again. I sold my first $18k offer (twice!), and this year I will hit that $100k benchmark. Even if I can’t make the classes I just stay attuned to the energy.”
– Michelle, Reiki Master
“I had a five-figure launch the week before Christmas, with almost no preparation and hardly any content. I’m so much more confident in my ability to make money.
Anna’s generosity with her skills and attention mean that no-one in her world stays stuck for long.”
– Jacqueline, Life Coach
“The best money I’ve ever spent. In fact I’m shocked at how profoundly life-changing it was.”
– Catherine, Demonologist
“Within minutes my notifications were pinging with people liking, commenting, sharing, getting into conversations. It was wild. It really proved to me how much demand there is for my work, and a few days later I signed a new client from that one task.”
– Karen, Intuitive Coach
“The best investment I EVER made in my business. If you’re looking for someone to tell you what’s not working and exactly what to do about it, just sign the f@ck up.”
– Oceana, Witch
“Anna just has the simplest, no bullshit methods. The tasks are small and achievable; you absolutely can get them done. Her marketing school is enchantingly hilarious, I feel so accepted and held in our magical group.”
– Lakeisha, Book Coach
“I’ve conquered my fear of talking about my work, got new clients, created, sold and delivered my first group program. With a newborn, I should add. My business is my good friend and getting me out of so much sh!t I’ve gotten into.”
– Sara, Copywriter
“I’m really feeling power in my skills and services and my ability to market and sell has shifted. PEOPLE PAYING me feels soooooooo GOOOOD!! And I know how to use the magic, the community, and the plan to keep on growing.”
– Sophie, Voice Coach
“After a decade of failed experts, it made me cry!”
– Janette, Astrological Coach
“I let go of fear and limitation, and opened up to possibility and magic. Now I know anything is possible.”
– Chelvi, Mindfulness Expert
“Anna’s paid programs are incredible!”
– Lillian, Animal Physiotherapist
“I’m booked out with new clients travelling an hour each way to work with me in person.”
– Tobie, Professional Oracle
“I’m making sales while reading to my daughter and even while I’m sleeping!”
– Sam L, Productivity Expert
“This class was tremendously valuable: the world started to unfold like it’s meant to unfold. I stepped into being who I’m meant to be.”
– Jen, Tarot Teacher
“Just had my first £17k month. It was the easiest thing ever. I’ve got a straightforward plan and really enjoy working through it.”
– Sheila, Spiritual Mentor
“This is such a good class. It worked something loose in my brain, and left me wanting more.”
– Sadie, Life Coach
“I love the space Anna holds for transformation, the way she anticipates our roadblocks and continues to lovingly but firmly nudge us forward. She awakened a new confidence and clarity in my business.”
– Lashanda, Rest Coach
“At a time when I felt I had nothing to offer, Anna taught me to express myself as a magician. I got weird and wild and now creativity flows in every part of my life.”
– Laura, Photographer
“It pushed me way out of my comfort zone.”
– Maria, Crystal Practitioner
