If you’re struggling to sign the clients you need, don't panic.
Nothing is wrong, you’re not alone, there’s just a 97% chance you’re a little confused.
Here’s why: you’ve been told to niche down (but which niche?). Build a funnel (but how?). Send DMs (to whom?!). Post consistently (saying what?!). Run ads (how?!). Make Reels (but you hate being on camera!). Write better copy (but you’re not a copywriter!). Launch something (but what?).
And as a result you’re looking at 47 browser tabs open, countless half-finished courses, a notes app full of advice which all seems urgent, and a creeping suspicion that maybe you’re just not cut out for this 🫤
You are: you’ve been doing the right things, just in the wrong order and with mistaken expectations of what marketing development and business growth looks like.
Instead of learning the stunningly simple fundamentals that create early momentum.
I am Anna Bellissima, marketing heretic, award-winning copywriter, witch and Jungian shadow worker, and I’ve spent the last 5 years (of 20+ in the industry) working with hundreds of small businesses like yours who are allergic to hustle culture, are aware enough to see where they’re blocked, but still need business results like these:
- Michelle signed her first AND second five-figure clients
- Kate sold out every spot on her first ever group program, without posting about it even once on social media
- Lisa went from an empty pipeline to fielding multiple corporate partnerships and more leads than she can handle.
And countless others who’ve lit a fire under their marketing machine, and learned what to say to make people buy, without burning themselves out.
Quick & Dirty Marketing
Frighteningly effective, confusion-free advice on the shockingly simple fundamentals of profitable marketing for small businesses – starting with your very next action.
📚 COMPLETE TRAINING LIBRARY
24+ on-demand workshops and worksheets, covering everything you need to build a profitable business: offer design and positioning, sales processes and content strategy, plus the inner game: Narrative Magic, the fastest, funnest tools for entrepreneurial transformation.
Start with the Readiness Protocol that applies to every business, then choose your own adventure based on what you need next.
🔥 MONTHLY LIVE WORKSHOPS
Unexpected strategies for growth, real feedback on your marketing conundrums, and answers to your most pressing questions.
💬 PRIVATE COMMUNITY
Ask questions, share wins, gather and give feedback, troubleshoot challenges, and practice your pitch with your business peers.
✨ MONTHLY GROUP CALLS
High Sensation Hot Seats, Gifting Circles, and Alchemical Networking for collaborations and creative connections.
No minimum, no contracts, cancel any time.
Here it is, everything you get in Quick & Dirty Marketing 😘
First, a COMPLETE MARKETING CURRICULUM of on-demand video classes, worksheets and prompts (value: £thousands)
Phase 1: READINESS
🔮 The Art of Possibility – unshakeable belief in demand. Connect with the spirit of your business before you build the strategy.
🦊 The Readiness Protocol – marketing fundamentals (including Three Missions and a Side Quest, the marketing fundamentals), the metrics that matter, and philosophies for success.
📝 True Lies: 21-Day Hypersigil – write the future, rewire your relationship with success, money, and visibility.
…and much more including The Audience Oracle; The Dark Art of Demand Creation; Energy Management & Shadow Work; and Weird Meditations.
READ ON! 👇🏻
Phase 2: DEMAND POSITIONING
What to say to make people buy:
😈 Scary Good Offers – “can’t say no” offers built in the Offer Lab, plus Proof of Demand, and the Sacred Evergreen structure for growth.
🤑 Demand Positioning – the complete messaging framework: vision, mission, values, describing your audience, your competitive advantage, Uncommon Method, and voice.
🚰 The Golden Tap – authority-building content strategy that gets clients leads reaching out to YOU. Write once, use for a month.
…and much more including Mercury Messaging for infinite content, Organic Basics, and Death by Email.
READ ON! 👇🏻
PHASE 3: SALES & SYSTEMS
Turning interest into income and making it last
💰 Shameless Sales: centered on human connection and clean energy. Get sales from DMs, lead difficult conversations, what to do when nobody’s buying.
💌 The STRONG DOSE welcome funnel – including Death by Email. Magnetic magnets, funnel structure, automation sequences that move your audience closer to the sale.
🚀 The Summoning: Your Next Five Clients – a five-day sales sprint for when you need clients NOW. Generate demand without ads or cold DMs.
…and much more including Soft Launch, The Sweet Spot Semi-Automatic Sales System, The Demand Creation Plan, and The Comeback Plan.
AND THAT’S NOT ALL! 🦊🔥🎪
🔥 LIVE WORKSHOPS (value: £97/month)
Unexpected strategies, success philosophies, feedback on your marketing conundrums, and answers to your most pressing questions.
✨ MONTHLY NETWORKING & MAGIC (value: £47/month)
High Sensation Hot Seats, Gift Circles, and Alchemical Networking for collaborations and creative connections.
💬 PRIVATE COMMUNITY (value: £zillions)
Ask questions, share wins, gather and give feedback, troubleshoot challenges, and practice your pitch with peers.
💀 LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME (value: peace of mind)
No contracts, no commitments, cancel any time.
TOTAL VALUE: £3,144
You got into this because you’re exceptional at what you do, you have a gift to share, and you want to spend your days doing what you love. Not wrestling with marketing tactics that feel like an additional full-time job.
Somewhere along the way you’ve been sold the lie that you need to master advanced strategies before you can make money. So you’ve been learning about funnels before you have an offer worth funnelling to. Optimising your ‘about me’ page before you know who your audience is. Creating lead magnets that lead nowhere.
It’s like… trying to reinvent yourself without uncovering the beliefs that keep you the same. Nothing will work if you’ve skipped the foundations.
And like most foundations, they’re rather unglamorous, and don’t fit neatly into a viral social post.
Don’t take my word for it -listen to these folks 👇🏻
Buckle up - it’s a wild ride
No minimum, no contracts, cancel any time.
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